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M.P Akpos OFFICER EAZY: What is your name?AKPOS: M.P sir.OFFICER EAZY: Meaning?AKPOS: Michael Peter sir.OFFICER EAZY: Your father's name?AKPOS: M.P sir.OFFICER EAZY: What does that mean?AKPOS: Moses Peter sir.OFFICER EAZY: Your native place?AKPOS: M.P sir.OFFICER EAZY: Dose that mean Makurdi Purum?AKPOS: No, Minna Port sir.OFFICER EAZY: What is your qualification?AKPOS: M.P sir.OFFICER EAZY: (Angry) What does that mean again?!AKPOS: Medical Physiology.OFFICER EAZY: So why do you need a job?AKPOS: M.P sir.OFFICER EAZY: (Feeling very frustrated) Meaning?AKPOS: Money Problem sir.OFFICER EAZY: What is your personality?AKPOS: M.P sir.OFFICER EAZY: (Tired of Akpos antics now) Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time?AKPOS: Melancholic Personality.OFFICER EAZY: I see. I will get back to you.AKPOS: Sir, how's my M.P?OFFICER EAZY: And what's that again?AKPOS: My Performance sir.OFFICER EAZY: M.P.AKPOS: What's that?OFFICER EAZY: Mental Problematic! 🤣🤣

Wrong Father One night, Akpos passed by his son's room and heard his son praying; "God, bless Mummy, Daddy, and Grandma. Bye Grandpa."Akpos didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa deasmilthe floor after a heart attack. Akpos reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.The next night, he heard his son praying again; "God bless Mummy and Daddy. Bye Grandma."Akpos was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack. Really scared now, Akpos decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray; "God bless Mummy. Bye Daddy."Now Akpos was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to see the doctor early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, &qu

The story goes back some time ago, a man punished his 3-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and he became infuriated when the child tried to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift to her father the next morning and said, “This is for you, Daddy.” The man was embarrassed by his earlier over reaction, but his anger flared again when he found out the box was empty. He yelled at her, stating, “Don’t you know, when you give someone a present, there is supposed to be something inside?” The little girl looked up at him with tears in her eyes and cried, “Oh, Daddy, it’s not empty at all. I blew kisses into the box. They’re all for you, Daddy.” The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little girl, and he begged for her forgiveness. Only a short time later, an accident took the life of the child. It is also told that her father kept that gold box by his bed for many years and, whenever

"Life is about ups and downs, plan your way up when you are down and always be prepare for when you will be down, to get up again."

Kidnapped Wife Akpos' wife was kidnapped one morning. He received a message in the afternoon, which included a picture of his wife gagged and tied up, asking him to pay a ransom of one million naira if he ever wants to see his wife again.Akpos replied the message, "You fool! My wife is fine at work, so you can't deceive me with a fake picture." When the kidnapper received his reply, he angrily cuts off one of his wife's fingers and sent it as a parcel to Akpos. When Akpos got the parcel, he called the kidnapper on the phone and said, "Idiot! This can be anybody's finger, send me her head instead! .

No Ears Akpos' next door neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Akpos' family to come over and see their new baby.Akpos' parents were very afraid their son would have some silly words to say about the baby. So, Akpos' dad had a long talk with Akpos before going to the neighbours house. He said, "Now son, that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behaviour and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to beat you when we get back home.""I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Akpos. At the neighbour's house, Akpos leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at his mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"The mother, who had braced herself for Akpos' comments, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Akpos."Akpos then continued

Women... Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don't even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.Chemical properties: Very active. Often unstable. Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

Letter to Daddy Hello Dad, I didn't tell mummy that you kissed her friend, Linda, at the birthday party. I didn't even tell her that you slept with her in your bed... Anyway, you should thank mummy because she helped me to write this letter Your Goodboy Akpos .