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MOTIVATOR

It is never too late to take a step no matter your present condition, it might be to amend your past, correct your present for the future to come or repair your past mistakes.

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

Each day all of our lives are jam-packed with numerous experience. Occasionally, some are so unique that they are literally life-changing. Yet very few of us grasp the enlightenment that is inherent in the day-to-day activities that, by necessities, takes up majority of our time.

JOKE OF THE DAY.

A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17." The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying." 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂  Pls all comment how many people lied. Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂

JOKE OF THE WEEK.

Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Ramu: "The moon". Teacher: "Why?" Ramu: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we dont need it". 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂  2. Teacher: “How can you prove the earth is round?” Boy: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.” 🤣🤣.  Damselking.Blogspot.com always giving you the best...  Subscribe today. 

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KNOWLEDGE. ..

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Friends A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. A man didn't come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. So the wife called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

JOKE OF THE DAY

An old man and woman hate each other, but remain married for years. During their shouting fights, the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"one day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial, the wife goes straight to the local bar and begins to party. Her friends ask if she isnt worried about her husband digging himself out of the grave. The wife smiles, "Let the old bugger dig. I had him buried upside down!" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 

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WOMEN'S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women's rights. The first speaker, a lady from England stood and said, "During last year's conference, we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well, after the conference, I went home and told my husband, Barrington, that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to do it himself. After the first day, I saw nothing. The second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had cooked a wonderful roast lamb. " (The crowd cheered). The second speaker from Russia, stood up and said, "After last year's conference, I went home and told my husband, Ivan, that I would no longer do his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. The first day, I saw nothing. After the second day, I saw nothing, but on the third day, I saw that he had done not only his own washing, but mine as well. (The crowd again cheered). The third speaker, a Jamaican lady, stood u

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EQUALITY.

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BE WISE

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A LADY FROM UNIVERSITY OF BENIN POISON HERSELF ALL BECAUSE OF A GUY...

A 300 level med lab student  from university of Benin  poison herself,And was found dead in her flat at ekosodin .  it was noted that she killed herself all because her crush refuse her and she couldn't live without him. She took snipper ( poison )which lead to her death.  It was, a, really shocking  news. All because of a guy, you took your precious soul and three years wasted in the university, all because of realrionship. Please I want this to sound as a warning to all those young boys and girls out there.. Life is all about experiences..  She killed Herself ,But the guy is no where to be found.  If a  the guy says he don't like you,  there other guys out there wishing to have you.  Pls let's be wise          DAMSELKING. BLOGSPOT. COM

JOKE 😜 2

"Dad, I dont want to go to school today." said the boy. "Why not, son?" "Well, one of the chickens on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day. Then three days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day." "But why dont you want to go today?" "Because our English teacher died yesterday!" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

JOKE OF THE DAY ☀☀

A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?” The little boy thinks for a moment and says, “NONE!” replies,...“None, how do you figure that?” The little boy says, “if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence.” The teacher replies, “Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!” The little boy then says, “Teacher, let me ask you a question. There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, another is biting it and the third one is sucking it. How can you tell which one of the women is married?” The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies, “Well, I guess the one sucking her cone.” To which the little boy replies, “Actually, its the one with the wedding ring, but I do like the way YOU think!”

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FORGIVENESS.

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FUNNY WOMEN FACTS.

 Women...  The seven kinds of passionate women 1.The Optimist - "Yes! Yes! Yes!" 2.The Pessimist - "No! No! No!" 3.The Confused - "Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! No! No!" 4.The Asthmatic - written rendition of gasping 5.The Sprinter - "Faster! Agh! Faster! Faster!" 6.The Religious - "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! 7.The Mathematician - "More! More! More! More! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 

JOKE OF THE DAY

God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, "Is there anything on you that you'd like tochange?"She said, "Yes. Could you get rid of this middle breast?"God snapped his fingers and it was done.She exclaimed, holding the third breast on. her hand,"What am I going to do with this useless boob?"And God created man. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 

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