DHARMIE KRIT GLOBE

"If you can't start you can't stop, the difference between where you are today and where you will be tomorrow is the ACTIONS you took."

"The life you live tells about who you are."

"The future holds a story that has been planned today, where you will be tomorrow starts from today."

GBEGIRI (BEANS SOUP) INGREDIENT : ,1 Milk cup of brown beans ,Palm oil ,Locust beans (Iru) ,blended pepper ,meat stock (Omi eran) ,Grinded crayfish ,Seasoning cubes ,Salt STEP 1 : You peeled the beans to remove the shaft. STEP 2 : Pour the beans into a pot of water and boil for about 1 hour (Till the beans become very soft). STEP 3 : Pour the beans into a blender and blend it to make it smooth. You can still pour the beans through a sieve.(One used for ogi) to remove the reaming shaft so as to make the beans completely smooth, then set it aside. STEP 4 :Heat up the palm oil in a different pot for about 30 seconds. Pour the blended pepper. Stir fry it. Add your seasoning cubes, salt, crayfish and continue to stir for like 3 minutes. Then you can add your beans STEP 5 : Add the meat stock(Omi eran), continue to stir it.. Add a little water if the soup is too thick. Cover it and leave it for about 5 minutes. STEP 6 : Your Gbegiri soup is ready. People normally add ewedu. You

Success 14 Secret : Be Prepared to Climb from Peak to Peak Success 14 Secret : Be Prepared to Climb from Peak to Peak Winning is not a sometime thing; it’s an all the time thing. —VINCE LOMBARDI J U S TA S A mountain climber who has reached one peak must go down into the valley before climbing to another peak, your life and career will be a series of ups and downs. As you’ve heard, “Life is a process of two steps forward and one step back.” All business life is made up of cycles and trends. There are up cycles and down cycles. Often, trends in business can lead to a complete change in the indus- try. We see this today with the Internet and the ex- pansion of technology in all directions, which are changing many of our fixed ideas and beliefs about the way business is done. Develop a long-time perspective. Take the long view in everything you do. Plan two, three, four, and five years into the future and don’t allow yourself to get onto an emotional roller coaster with the

Desert Walk There were three guys, Thambo, Gyan and Akpos, they were all in the desert where they walked many miles. Finally they walked upon a lunchpack that someone lost while hiking in the desert. In the lunchpack, there was a big bottle of water, a large piece of meat and a big piece of bread. Unfortunately, there wasn't enough to feed the three men, so they came to an agreement that they should sleep on it and whoever has the best dream will win the food. The next morning when they awoke, Akpos and Thambo looked at Gyan and asked, "What did you dream of?" Gyan said, "I dreamt I visited the queen in her royal palace." They both were amused by his dream. Next, Gyan and Akpos looked at Thambo and asked, "What did you dream of?" He told them, "I dreamt that I was part of the Real Madrid team that won the Champions League last season." They were amused by his dream. Thambo and Gyan looked at Akpos and asked, "What did you dream of?&quo

DON’T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER! A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston and walk timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University President’s outer office. The secretary could tell in a moment that such backwoods, country hicks had no business at Harvard and probably didn’t even deserve to be in Cambridge. “We want to see the president,” the man said softly. “He’ll be busy all day,” the secretary snapped. “We’ll wait,” the lady replied. For hours the secretary ignored them, hoping that the couple would finally become discouraged and go away. They didn’t and the secretary grew frustrated and finally decided to disturb the president, even though it was a chore she always regretted. “Maybe if you see them for a few minutes, they’ll leave,” she said to him. He sighed in exasperation and nodded. Someone of his importance obviously didn’t have the time to spend with them, but he detest

  The Bike A man went to a bar and parked his bike close to where Akpos was standing.After some couple of drinks, the man came out and was about to leave when he noticed his bike was missing. He saw Akpos roaming around and recognised Akpos standing close to where he parked his bike. So he decided to ask Akpos where his bike was:MAN: Excuse me sir, I parked my bike here a few hours ago, do you by chance know where it is?AKPOS: Before I tell you where your bike is, you have to buy me drinks.MAN: Fine!They both entered the bar, and the man virtually spent his last earnings on Akpos. After Akpos was thoroughly satisfied and almost drunk, the man asked him, "Can you now tell me where my bike is?""Come closer," Akpos whispers to the man, "let me tell you, this place is not safe.""Alright." the man obliges.When he came closer, Akpos whispers into his ear and says, "I think your bike may have been stolen by someone."What do you think will ha

 SUCCESS 13 Develop a Reputation for Speed and Dependability Develop a Reputation for Speed and Dependability Do your work; not just your work and no more, but a little bit more for the lavishings sake, that little more which is worth more than all the rest. —DEAN BRIGGS TIME IS THE currency of the 21st century. Everyone today is in a tremendous hurry. Customers who did not even know that they wanted a product or service now want it yesterday. People are less and less patient for anything. Loyal customers will change suppliers overnight if someone else can serve them faster than the people they are already dealing with. Instant grat- ification is no longer fast enough. Your job is to develop a reputation for speed. De- velop a “sense of urgency.” Develop a bias for action. Move fast on opportunities. Move fast when people want or need something. Move quickly when you see something that needs to be done. When your boss or your customers ask you to do something, drop everything

INGREDIENT : ,2 milk cups of grinded egusi ,4 pieces of meats ,1 medium sliced onions ,Blended pepper ,60cl of Palm oil ,2 Stock fish ,Ponmo ,crayfish ,1 handful of chopped Uguw leaves STEP 1 : Boil the meat and season with curry, thyme, onions, seasoning cubes and salt. Wash the stock meat and pour it inside hot water and set it aside. STEP 2 : Put dry pot on fire and pour the palm oil to heat it up for like 30 sec. Pour the blended pepper and stir for like 2 minutes. Pour the stock meat(omi eran), stock fish, cray fish, ponmo, meat, onions, seasoning cubes, salt stir for another 3 minutes. STEP 3 : Pour a little water in the grinded melon and mix till it form a paste. Cut the paste, bit by bit inside the pot as seen above and cover it for another 1 minutes. STEP 4 : Pour the sliced uguw leaves and mix properly. Leave it on fire for about 3 minutes. STEP 5 :Your egusi soup is ready. You can eat it with any swallow. FINISHED

The Truth Akpos talking to his wife, Cynthia:CYNTHIA: I'm I beautiful? AKPOS: Yes! CYNTHIA: I'm I smart? AKPOS: Yes! CYNTHIA: I'm I one in a million? AKPOS: Yes! CYNTHIA: Why are you just saying yes to all my questions? AKPOS: Because the truth is bitter. 🤣

DO NOT DO EVIL TO ANYONE There was a man in Isfahan who used to beat his wife but unfortunately she succumbed to his beating though he had not intended to kill her. But when she was dead he became fearful of her relatives. In a state of anxiety he came out of his house and met an acquaintance to whom he posed his problem. The friend told him to invite a young man to his house and behead him and put the severed head next to the wife’s corpse. Then he would tell the wife’s relatives that he had found them together in bed and was unable to control his ire. And slew them both. The man liked the idea and sat at the doorway in anticipation of a young man. After sometime a handsome youth passed by his house. He invited him inside and beheaded him. Then he summoned the wife’s relatives and told them the fictitious story. They were satisfied but the person who had devised this plan had a teenage son who did not reach home that day. The man was worried and when the son failed to turn up h

Botanical Name In a class was an Agric teacher who asked this question:TEACHER: What's the botanical name of rice?STUDENT: OrisasativaTEACHER: Bright Idea. Give him what he deserves.(He's clapped for).TEACHER: Akpos, what's the botanical name of maize?AKPOS: OMAIZASATIVA!



 FRIED RICE Fried Rice for 4 Adults INGREDIENT : 4 Cups of rice ,Vegetable oil ,Chicken (4 Drum sticks) ,Curry ,Thyme ,seasoning cubes ,2 medium size green pepper ,2 medium size onions ,I handful green peas ,1 handful sweet corns ,1 handful green beans ,1 tablespoon of curry ,1 table spoon of thyme ,4 medium size carrots ,Fried chopped liver ,1 small size cabbage ,Salt ,Dry pepper ,Water STEP 1 : Chopped the following (carrots, onions, green pepper, sausages, liver) and set aside in a different plates. Parboil the rice, sieve out the water and set it aside. STEP 2 : Boil the chicken and seasoning with curry, thyme, 1 seasoned cube, salt and onions. STEP 3 : Put the pot on fire, pour in about 15cl of vegetable oil. Allow to heat then add the sliced onions stir for about 2 minutes then add the chopped carrot and green beans, Stir for another 2 minutes then add the curry powder and thyme, add the cabbage, add the chicken stock, add dry pepper, add the liver, add sweet corn, add g

SUCCESS 12 SECRET Determine Your Highest Priorities and Concentrate on Them Single- Mindedly SUCCESS 12 SECRET Determine Your Highest Priorities and Concentrate on Them Single- Mindedly “A double minded man is unstable in all his ways.” Do what comes to your hand to do. —BRIAN TRACY WHEN YOU DEVELOP the habit of setting priorities and concentrating single-mindedly, you will be able to ac- complish virtually anything you want in life. This core strategy has been the primary reason for high income, wealth creation, and financial independence for thou- sands and even millions of people. Your ability to determine your highest priority and then to work on that high priority until it is completed is the primary test and measure of your willpower, self-discipline, and personal character. It is the hardest habit to develop but also the most important if you want to be a big success. Here is the formula. Make a list of everything you have to do before you begin working toward any goal

DETERMINATON In 1883, a creative engineer named John Roebling was inspired by an idea to build a spectacular bridge connecting New York with the Long Island. However bridge building experts throughout the world thought that this was an impossible feat and told Roebling to forget the idea. It just could not be done. It was not practical. It had never been done before. Roebling could not ignore the vision he had in his mind of this bridge. He thought about it all the time and he knew deep in his heart that it could be done. He just had to share the dream with someone else. After much discussion and persuasion he managed to convince his son Washington, an up and coming engineer, that the bridge in fact could be built. Working together for the first time, the father and son developed concepts of how it could be accomplished and how the obstacles could be overcome. With great excitement and inspiration, and the headiness of a wild challenge before them, they hired their crew and bega

The White Kid A white kid travelled with his dad to Lagos as tourists. The white boy decided to show off to Akpos and his friends:WHITE BOY: I've got MC Donald. What do you have?AKPOS: We have Mr. Biggs.WHITE BOY: I've got MTV.AKPOS: We have STV.WHITE BOY: I've got Mohammed Ali.AKPOS: We have Bash Ali.WHITE BOY: I've got T.Pain.AKPOS: We have Timaya.WHITE BOY: I've got 2-Pac.AKPOS: We have 2-Face.WHITE BOY: I've got Lil Wayne.AKPOS: We have Terry G.WHITE BOY: I've got Jay-Z.AKPOS: We have Don Jazzy.WHITE BOY: I've got Wiz Khalifa.AKPOS: We have Wiz Kid.WHITE BOY: I've got Hollywood.AKPOS: We have Nollywood.WHITE BOY: I've got Silicon Valley.AKPOS: We have Computer Village.WHITE BOY: I've got Las Vegas.AKPOS: We have Lasgidi.WHITE BOY: I've got Miami Beach.AKPOS: We have Lekki Beach.WHITE BOY: I've got Al Pacino.AKPOS: We have Peter Edochie.WHITE BOY: I've got Pirate of the Caribbean.AKPOS: We have pirate of Alaba International.W

My Mother Akpos' wife was packing her clothes when Akpos walked in.AKPOS: Where are you going?WIFE: I am moving in with my mother!A few minutes later, Akpos also started packing.His wife walked in:WIFE: Where the hell do you think you are going?AKPOS: I am also moving in with my mother.WIFE: What about the kids?AKPOS: They should also move in with their mother since everyone is moving in with their mother!The wife unpacks!