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SUCCESS 4 SECRET Do What You Love to Do SUCCESS 4 SECRET Do What You Love to Do When you start doing what you really love to do, you’ll never work another day in your life. —BRIAN TRACY DOING WHAT YOU love to do is one of the great secrets of financial success. One of your primary responsibil- ities in life is to find out what you really enjoy doing, what you have a natural talent for, and then to throw your whole heart into doing that particular work very, very well. Self-made millionaires are those who have found a field where their natural strengths and abilities are ex- actly what is required to do the job and achieve the re- sults desired. Most self-made millionaires say that 16 Do What You Love to Do 17 they “never worked a day in their life.” You must find a field in which you can be totally absorbed—a job or area of endeavor that completely fascinates you, that holds your attention, that is a natural expression of your special talents and abilities. When you are

WAEC Result Akpos got his WAEC result and needed to tell his father about his performance:FATHER: Akpos, I learnt your WAEC result is out.AKPOS: Daddy, you remember Steven who used to emerge first in our class at the end of every term? he failed.FATHER: Thats terrible, what happened?AKPOS: You also remember Thambo who tutors me at home? He failed too!FATHER: Whats with the poor performance?AKPOS: Daddy I dont know. Thats how it is. Even Kwame who won the Cowbell Science and Maths competition failed.FATHER: So how was your own result?AKPOS : You also remember John our senior prefect? He failed too.FATHER: (Angrily) Boy, tell me about your own result!!AKPOS : (angrily) Papa, if all these people I've been telling you about failed, how do you expect me to pass? 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂  Shared from (Book of Jokes). Download the app here https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=bookofjokes.app and brighten your dayile.

AN AGED STUDENT Sikaki was a skilled artist an artisan. With great expertise and interest, he made such a nice and beautiful inkpot that it could be presented to the king. He expected that, appreciating his artistic skill, the king would encourage him as far as possible. So, with countless hopes and thousand of desires, he presented that inkpot to the king. In the beginning the king was very impressed by his artistic skill but afterwards an unpleasant event occurred that caused an extraordinary change in Sikaki’ s life and way of thinking. When the king was observing the skilled artistry of the beautiful inkpot and Sikaki was lost in the world of thoughts, the people informed that a scholar-literary person or jury is about to enter the court. As soon as the scholar entered, the king got so much absorbed in welcoming and talking to him that he forgot Sikaki and his skilled artistry. This incident caused an adverse and deep effect on the heart of Sikaki. He realized that now he wo

Football In Heaven There were two old guys, Akpos and Emeka, sitting on a bench outside Emeka's house and talking about football, just like they did every day. Akpos turns to Emeka and says, "Do you think there's football in heaven?" Emeka thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno, Akpos. But let's make a deal: If I die first, I will come back and tell you, and if you die first, you come back and tell me, if there is football in heaven." They shake on it and, sadly, a few months later poor Akpos passes on. One day soon afterward, Emeka is sitting on the bench by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Emeka... Emeka...." Emeka responds, "Akpos! Is that you?" "Yes it is me, Emeka," whispers the spirit of Akpos. Emeka, still amazed, asks, "So, is there football in heaven?" "Well," says Akpos, "I got good news and I got bad news." "Give me the good news first," says Emeka. Akpo

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Akpos The Ghost Akpos stayed very close to the cemetery. He developed this wittiness of deceiving Okada (bike) riders and taxi drivers. He would simply alight at the cemetery junction, fill his nostrils with cotton wool and speak nasally. This scared every driver and rider and wouldn't wait to ask him for money but run for dear life. Akpos did this for years and successfully outwitted every driver thinking he was a ghost. One cool evening, Akpos boarded this Okada and as usual alighted at the cemetery junction. "MONEY!" the angry looking Okada man asked.Akpos was at his best, he stuffed cotton wool into his nostrils and spoke nasally, "I don't have money!" The Okada man wouldn't take any of that, and kept insisting. This frustrated Akpos, who later said, "OK, OK. Follow me into the cemetery to my room and I will pay you." The Okada man agreed and followed him till they got to one grave. Akpos in his attempts to frighten the Okada man knocked

SUCCESS 3 SECRET See Yourself as Self-Employed SUCCESS 3 SECRET See Yourself as Self-Employed I am the captain of my soul; I am the master of my fate. —WILLIAM HENLEY FROM NOW ON, accept complete, 100 percent respon- sibility for everything you are and everything you will ever be. Refuse to make excuses or to blame other peo- ple for your problems or shortcomings. Stop com- plaining about things in your life that you are not happy about. Refuse to criticize other people for any- thing. You are responsible. If there is something in your life that you don’t like, it is up to you to change it. You are in charge. The top 3 percent of Americans see themselves as self-employed, no matter who signs their paychecks. The biggest mistake you can ever make is to think that you work for anyone other than yourself. You are 13 14 The always self-employed. You are always the president of your own personal service corporation, no matter where you might be working at the moment. When yo

A WHITE HAS NO SUPERIORITY OVER A BLACK The following scene took place on a BA flight between Johannesburg and London. A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess. Madam, what is the matter, the hostess asked you obviously do not see it then? She responded. You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat. Be calm please, the hostess replied. Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available. The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class. Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued. It is not usual for our company to

Proof Of Foolishness EMEKA: You are a fool Akpos! You don't know anything!AKPOS: Hahan Emeka! It's a lie!EMEKA: It's true! I will prove it. If you see two rays of light on the road at night, what will you call it?AKPOS: A car!EMEKA: Ehen, but which kind of car? A Benz, A Peugeot or A Lexus?AKPOS: I don't know that one oh!EMEKA: You see! Anyway, second proof. If you see a ray of light on the road at night, what will you call it?AKPOS: An okada (motorbike)!EMEKA: Ehen! Which one? A Suzuki, A Yamaha or A Kawasaki?AKPOS: Hahan! How I'm I suppose to know?EMEKA: You see! I've shown you that you are a fool.AKPOS: Na wa o! This your question self. Let me ask you my own question. If you see a woman on the roadside with miniskirt, big breast, red lips and a big ass, what will you call her?EMEKA: A prostitute!AKPOS: Ehen, but which one? Your mother, your sister or your daughter? 🤣🤣🤣 .

Made in Aba Akpos was sitting at a bar, and thinking about his life, when all of a sudden, Ironman, the town's most notorious thug smacks Akpos in the face and says"That's KUNG FU, made in Japan".A while later, Ironman the thug smacks Akpos again and told him "That's KARATE, made in Korea", then sat at the bar and started drinking.Akpos gets up and leaves the bar. A short time later he comes back and smacks Ironman, the thug, knocking him out cold and he said to the barman, "When that IMBECILE wakes up, tell him that was a SHOVEL, made in ABA!" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 

 Box of Condoms Akpos was going on a trip to another state. When he was about to leave, his wife came to him and handed him a box of condoms, saying, "My love, please take this with you incase you are tempted."With a broad smile, Akpos said, "Thank you darling, you are the best!" When he got into his car, his wife came running, saying, "Honey, please give me some, who knows, I might also be tempted..😂😂😂😂😂

SUCCESS 2 SECRET Develop a Clear Sense of Direction SUCCESS 2 SECRET Develop a Clear Sense of Direction A person with a clear purpose will make progress on even the roughest road. A person with no purpose will make no progress on even the smoothest road. —THOMAS CARLYLE TAKE YOUR DREAMS out of the air and crystallize them into clear, specific written goals. Perhaps the greatest discovery in human history is that “You become what you think about most of the time.” The two factors that, more than anything else, determine what hap- pens to you in life are what you think about and how you think about it most of the time. 9 10 The Successful people think about their goals most of the time. As a result, they are continually moving toward their goals, and their goals are continually moving toward them. Whatever you think about most of the time grows and increases in your life. If you are thinking about, talking about, and visualizing your goals, you tend to accomplish far, far mo

  There was no timetable nor a room designated for PRAYERS in the School. The School was ‘secular,’ hence prayers were not supposed to be allowed. After being interviewed and accepted by the school administration, the eager teaching prospect said in protest: “Let me see if I’ve got this right.” You want me to go into that room with all those kids and fill their every waking moment with a love for learning. And I’m supposed to instill a sense of pride in their ethnicity, modify their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse and even censor their T-shirt messages and dress habits. You want me to wage a war on drugs and sexually transmitted diseases, check their backpacks for weapons of mass destruction, and raise their self-esteem. You want me to teach them firm belief in God, patriotism, good citizenship, sportsmanship, and fair play, how and where to register to vote, how to balance a checkbook, & how to apply for a job. I am to check their heads for lice, main

SUCCESS 1 SECRET Dream Big Dreams SUCCESS 1 SECRET Dream Big Dreams Dream big dreams; only big dreams have the power to move men’s souls. —MARCUS AURELIUS THE FIRST SECRET of self-made millionaires is simple: Dream Big Dreams! Allow yourself to dream. Allow yourself to imagine and fantasize about the kind of life you would like to live. Think about the amount of money you would like to earn and have in your bank account. All great men and women begin with a dream of something wonderful and different from what they have today. You know the song that says “You have to have a dream if you want to make a dream come true.” It’s true for you and for everyone else, as well. Imagine that you have no limitations on what you can be, have, or do in life. Just for the moment, 5 6 The imagine that you have all the time, all the money, all the education, all the experience, all the friends, all the contacts, all the resources, and everything else you need to achieve anything yo

Next autumn, when you see geese heading south for the winter, flying in a “V” formation, you might consider what science has discovered as to why they fly that way. As each bird flaps its wings, it creates uplift for the bird immediately following. By flying in a “V” formation, the whole flock adds at least 71 percent greater flying range than if each bird flew on its own. People who share a common direction and sense of community can get where they are going more quickly and easily, because they are traveling on the thrust of one another. When a goose falls out of formation, it suddenly feels the drag and resistance of trying to go it alone and quickly gets back into formation to take advantage of the lifting power of the bird in front. If we have the sense of a goose, we will stay in formation with those people who are heading the same way we are. When the head goose gets tired, it rotates back in the wing and another goose flies point. It is sensible to take turns doing

Akpos the Manager. Akpos just got a job as a porter in a five star hotel in Abuja.The manager told him "In here we give every customer personalized services and you have to be very observant so you know how to address their every need even before they ask."Before the manager could finish, a couple walked through the hotel entrance and the manager quicklyapproached them, nicely took their baggage and said,"Welcome Mr & Mrs James, it is our delight to have you in our hotel. Please come this way to the reception" and he led them to the reception.After the couple had been taken care of, Akpos asked the manager, "Has the couple been visiting thishotel before?""No" came the reply from the manager."So how come you knew their name?" asked Akpos."That is why I told you to be very observant. All I had to do was quickly look at the label on their baggage while I'm taking it from them and see the name on the tag.""Oh, here

English Student Dear Sir, I am very happy I write this letter to you. How are you, your wife and childs? I am write this letter to told you that am leave your school forever. Because in your school, the teachers are cane us all very hard one and sometimes I wanted to cried but my friends tell me that man is not crying so I never cry. The last time be today that we write English exams in that school that I am get 2%, teacher tell me that "my head is die". Oh it pain me too much that e tell me that thing.Shebi with this my letter, abeg principal, I suppose get 2%? I no suppose get 100%? So that is why me am go away forever to another school which are not cane people hard and do wayo for exams.On behalf of myselves, I say byes to you sir, me is going forever.Yours faithfully,Akpos!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂  Shared from (Book of Jokes). Download the app here https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=bookofjokes.app and brighten your day with a smile.Akpos the Manager. Akpos just

"Your eternal destiny is only determined by the choice you make now."

"Life is like a vapour that appeareth for a little time, and they vanisheth away."

"Think of dream as a ladder, and the rungs are your goals."

"When we invest our time in anything, it's lost forever."

"See time as the greatest risk of all, it will force you to become more aware of exactly how to invest your time."

Introduction: The Law of Cause and Effect Introduction: The Law of Cause and Effect What you are about to learn can change your life. These ideas, insights, and strategies have been the springboards to financial success for millions of men and women, young and old, rich and poor. These principles are simple, effective, and fairly easy to apply. They have been tested and proven over and over again, and they will work for you if you will take them and apply them in your own life. We are living at the greatest time in all of human history. More people are becoming wealthy today, starting from nothing, than ever before imagined. There are more than seven million millionaires in America, most of them self-made, and the number is growing by 15 to 20 percent each year. We even have self-made ten millionaires, hundred millionaires, and more than two hundred billionaires. We have never seen this type of rapid wealth creation in all of human history. Here’s the best news of all. Virtually

Once there was a king who told some of his workers to dig a pond. Once the pond was dug, the king made an announcement to his people saying that one person from each household has to bring a glass of milk during the night and pour it into the pond. So, the pond should be full of milk by the morning. After receiving the order, everyone went home. One man prepared to take the milk during the night. He thought that since everyone will bring milk, he could just hide a glass of water and pour inside the pond. Because it will be dark at night, no one will notice. So he quickly went and poured the water in the pond and came back. In the morning, the king came to visit the pond and to his surprise the pond was only filled with water! What has happened is that everyone was thinking like the other man that “I don't have to put the milk, someone else will do it.”  So in life before you do anything,  ask your self if everyone was the act like me what would be the outcome..  

Carbon-IV-Oxide In a biology class, the teacher asked the class a questionTEACHER: If we breath out Carbon-IV-Oxide. What do we breath in? AKPOS: (raises his hand and stands up) Carbon-IV-Inside. 🤣 .

Confident Akpos Akpos the house help, entered Madam's room without knocking.MADAM: Akpos, this is wrong, what if I was naked or dressing up?AKPOS: That can never happen, madam. MADAM: How can you be so sure?AKPOS: I always peep first and if you are naked, I'll just wait and watch until you have dressed up before I enter.Akpos is currently in the emergency room of a general hospital. 🤣🤣🤣