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Bad In Maths Little Akpos was doing very badly in maths. His parents had tried everything, tutors, mentors, flash cards, and special learning centres. In short, everything they could think of to help his maths. Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Akpos down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school.After the first day, Akpos came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and Akpos was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner. To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before.This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference. Finally, Akpos brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books. With

Definition of The Government a teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the government is.when little akpos got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked his dad what the government was.his dad thought for a while and answered, ''look at it this way: i'm the president, your mom is congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.''''i still don't get it'' responded the little akpos.''why don't you sleep on it then? maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad.''okay then...good night'' little akpos went off to bed. in the middle of the night, little akpos was awakened by his baby brother's crying. he went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. so little akpos went to his parent's room to

NEWS UPDATE!!!!! A man who has disguised as a woman was caught, he claimed that , is main purpose was to secure job as a barmaid it was his female colleagues who got suspicious, cause of his behaviour, and later reported him to the district police John Mark  bukenya who was 22 years old who has been digusing himself as a woman just to secure job was arrested at Muhorro Rest-house in Muhorro Town Council where he was employed as a barmaid.   Because is colleagues was susoeciius they reported him to the owner of the rest house, Charles Mugisa Busigiriko, who alerted the Kagai District police. When I interrogated him I was shock he was actually a man because he normally wore shorts, skirt. Neckless, and ladies shoes, The Kagadi District Police Commander, Romeo Onek Ojara, also spoke about the arrest. He said that after much  interrogating,He confessed being a man The Kagadi District Police Commander, Romeo Onek Ojara, also spoke about the arrest Reports indicated that Bukeny

A Barking Dog Never Bites Akpos goes over to see his neighbour who has a very ferocious-looking dog.As Akpos approaches the door, the dog begins to bark wildly and his neighbour says to him, "Come on in, Akpos! Don't be afraid of my dog. You know the old proverb: A barking dog never bites." "Yes," replied Akpos, "I know the proverb, and you know the proverb, but does your dog know it?" .

Backfired Promise EDDY promised his girlfriend twenty thousand naira while chatting with her on BBM. A week later, she unexpectedly visited him while he was about to travel. "Honey! Where's the 20k you promised me last week?" She asked."I don't have Money with me right now babe, but here's my ATM card. You can withdraw all the amount in my account"He gave her his ATM card and left for Abuja, knowing fully well he had nothing in his account.Halfway through his journey, he received a call from his friend, "Hello." "EDDY, I just deposited the 100,000 naira I've been owing you for six months now into your account now. You should get an alert on your phone soon." EDDY is right now in the hospital for crashing his car into a tree. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

"Life is not about where you are today, but about the things you did today to be where you wanted to be tomorrow."

I Love Your Wife Akpos came home early from office. He was shocked to see his wife with his friend, Thambo. He told his wife to get out of the room. Then he said, "Thambo, what are you doing here?" Thambo replied "I love your wife and she loves me too." To this, Akpos said, "I know she loves me not you." After a long conversation, they decided, "We'll hold our guns and fire at each other and pretend to be dead, she will mourn who she loves most." The wife hears the gunshots, she enters d room, shocked and surprised. Suddenly she started laughing loudly, rejoicing and shouting, "Ochuko! Get out of that wardrobe, these two idiots are dead!" 😂😂😂

Killer Son AKPOS: Dad, do you remember that day I killed a butterfly and you said no butter for a month?DAD: Yeah. AKPOS: Dad do you also remember that day I killed a honey bee and You said no Honey for a month?DAD: Yeah. AKPOS: Well, mummy just killed A cockroach, what should I tell her? Pls leave a comment in here, or Twitter.. 

"People you keep around you make the type of person you be."

Everybody Will Die A pastor was preaching about death to his congregation. He said, "One day, every member of this church is going to die!" Akpos, who sat in the front row laughed at the excessively at the pastor. The pastor repeated it. "I said, one day, every member of this church is going to die!" Again the boy laughed out loud. The irritated pastor asked Akpos, "Son, what's so funny about that?"The boy said, "I'm not a member of this church!" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂  Lol jokes.. Thanks for viewing and lot more in stock for yoy...

Child Custody Akpos and his wife were in court for divorce, the problem is who gets custody for the child! The wife jumps up and says, "Your honour, I brought the child into this world in pains and labour, he should be in my custody. "The judge turns to Akpos and asked what he has to say. AKPOS: (calmly) Your honour, if i put my ATM card into an ATM machine and cash comes out, whose cash is it? THE MACHINE OR MINE?" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂  .. Pls don't forget to like   funny, cool. And interesting, and also comment pls.. And also like, comment and retweet on Twitter 

"You will never find time for anything. If you want time, you must make it."

"In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure."

"Success is no Accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all love of what you are doing."

What Are Friends For? Akpos and Ochuko were drinking palm wine together. Ochuko said, "Akpos, I have a confession to make."Akpos asked, "What is it?" Ochuko said, "Last week, I slept with your wife. I am sorry." Akpos shouted, "You slept with my wife?!" Ochuko said, "Please forgive me."Akpos cooled down and said, "What are friends for? I forgive you." The following week, Ochuko was furious that someone had harvested all his crops in his farmland. During their drinking time in the evening, Akpos said to Ochuko, "Ochuko, I have a confession to make." Ochuko asked, "What is it?" Akpos said, "I was the one who harvested all your crops. I am very sorry I did that." Ochuko, after getting angry, said, "What are friends for? I forgive you." Two weeks later, they were drinking palm wine together when Ochuko said to Akpos, "Akpos, I have a confession to make." Akpos asked, "What i

Akpos in Big Trouble Akpos goes to a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me a condom? I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the condom. As he was going out he turns and says, "Give me another condom, my girlfriend's sister is very cute too, she always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me, I think I may strike luck there too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom. As he was leaving, he again turns back and says, "Give me one more condom, my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute. When she sees me, she always makes eye contact and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move." During dinner, Akpos sat with his girlfriend on the left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the girlfriend's Dad walks in, Akpos lowers his head and starts the dinner prayer. "Dear Lord, ble