DHARMIE KRIT GLOBE

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5 things American Movies Teach Us: 1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu. 2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover. 3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote Basketball/Baseball. 4. Aliens have special interest in attacking the U.S. 5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves & vampires. 5 things Indian Movies teach us: 1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil. 2. While defusing a bomb, don't worry, whichever wire you cut... you always choose the right one. 3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wounds. 4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty. The most hilarious one... 5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the stepe 😉😉➡➡😉😉😉

Neigbour's Clothes A man was arrested by the police after he stole his neighbour's clothes on the washing line.He claimed he was doing online shopping... 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Birthday Party  I attended a birthday party with a gathering of about 30 people. I sat at the front seat. A lady started distributing food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it didn't get to us sitting at the front.Another lady started sharing the drinks, she started from the front but unfortunately I had already moved to sit at the back. Again the drink didn't get to me.I was so furious that I stood up to take my leave but then I saw three ladies each with a big bowl. This time, I tried to be wise by sitting at the middle. One of the ladies started the sharing from the front, the second lady started distributing from the back. The two ladies were sharing fried turkey.When they got to the middle where I was seated, it got finished again! Feeling so frustrated, I bent my head, putting my face in my hands... but then the third lady tapped me and stretched her bowl for me to pick. I stretched and put my hands inside the bowl... Guess what was in the bowl?Toothpicks.