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 AFANG SOUP INGREDIENT : 6 Handful okazi leaves ,3 Handful Sliced waterleaves ,10 pieces of meat ,8 pieces of ponmo ,2 cups periwinkle ,1 big stock fish ,20cl Palm oil ,3 tablespoons of grounded crayfish ,2 tablespoon of dry pepper ,seasoning cubes ,Water STEP 1 : Grind the okazi leaves and set it aside. Add some hot water to the stock fish so as to make it soft and alao set aside. STEP 2 : Boil the meat in a pot and add seasoning cubes, sliced onions and salt to taste. STEP 3 : Add the stock fish, periwinkle, ponmo to the meat and boil for another 5 minutes. STEP 4 : Add the dry pepper, crayfish and palm oil and allow to boil for another 3 minutes. STEP 5 : You can now add the sliced water leaves and allow to boil for 5 minutes as seen above. STEP 6 : Lower the heat and add the grounded okazi leaves, allow to boil for another 3 minutes. Okazi can go with any swallow such as Eba, Pounded yam, Fufu etc. FINISHED

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Night Classes Akpos and Okon in the office:OKON: Akpos, I have been attending night classes for five months now because I have exams next week.AKPOS: Oh!OKON: Do you know who is Graham Bell?AKPOS: No.OKON: He invented the telephone in 1876. If you take night courses you would know this.The next day, the same discussion happened.OKON: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?AKPOS: No.OKON: He's the author of "The Three Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.The next day, once again:OKON: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?AKPOS: No.OKON: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this. This time, Akpos got irritated and said: AKPOS: Do you know who James Ikechukwu Peters is?OKON: No.AKPOS: He is your neighbour, screwing your wife since you started taking night courses! 🤣🤣w🤣😂😂😂

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