1. I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it. -Rodney Dangerfield
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2.A pregnant woman walks into a bar, and is soon approached by a guy who says, "Can I sit here with you? She says, "No, I'm expecting someone."
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3.If someone says: “No offense”, they about to say something offensive. -Unknown
4. Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train. -😂😂
5 .I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. -
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2.A pregnant woman walks into a bar, and is soon approached by a guy who says, "Can I sit here with you? She says, "No, I'm expecting someone."
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
3.If someone says: “No offense”, they about to say something offensive. -Unknown
4. Always follow the light out of the tunnel. Just make sure that its not a train. -😂😂
5 .I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. -
Bringing entertainment to your doorstep .
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